Tonight's Tech Breakdown

My boyfriend and I have this thing where we make up funny codes for when we're both in a sexual mood but need to keep it low-key at work. Tonight, I sent him the code 'bug fix' over Slack. He knew exactly what I meant, and before dinner, he slipped into my office wearing nothing but his coding headphones, like he was about to start pair programming with me. We barely got past each other's desks before we were down on business, literally, right there in front of the monitors. The thrill of being that close to getting caught while our fingers slid up under clothes made everything feel electric. After a quick session with him bent over my chair for support, I had to remind myself it wasn't an ergonomic adjustment he was making but a position I wanted to maintain because we were both still on deadline, until after work.