Today's Lesson in Sarcasm

So there I was, thinking our anniversary dinner would be a quiet affair of candlelight and wine. Instead, after dessert, my partner dragged me upstairs and locked the bedroom door with that look on their face. 'I thought we could try something different,' they said as they undid every button on my shirt. As expected, this wasn't about celebrating with a kiss; it was another 'let's spice things up' experiment. Tonight's lesson: my partner can be surprisingly inventive when it comes to using restraints and blindfolds for foreplay. Afterward? I just smiled and nodded, knowing full well we were already talking about the next twisty idea they had.