... It Wasn't A Good Look ...

So yeah, I finally convinced the fiancée to try that thing I've been hinting about for months. We got this fancy new toy and it was... a bit of a mixed bag. She laughed so hard when she saw what we'd bought, like 'oh my god, is this really happening?' But then she just kinda froze up and said maybe later. Later never came because the whole thing looked too silly to her in action. I guess some fantasies are better left as fantasy...