Wife's New Pickup Line: Divorce Papers

So yeah, after my recent divorce, I thought it was time to dip back into the dating pool. But here’s the twist, I’ve been in a long-term relationship since then. It started as casual fun with my best friend from college, but now we’re seriously talking about moving in together. Anyway, this weekend we were at a bar and I saw an old flame of mine. She was single again too, so there's that. But here’s the funny part: she walked up to me and flashed those divorce papers, like 'look what we have in common!' It was super awkward and hilarious all at once. We ended up flirting for a bit but nothing happened. I guess it just reminded me how much I love my current partner. Now, every time we joke about being each other's rebound, I just smile and think of those divorce papers.