No Strings Attached

Just got laid by this chick who's like twice my age and half my size. She's in her late forties but can still out-fuck any twenty-something I know. We were at some dive bar, she just walked up to me like she had a mission. Told me what she wanted and we split the second it closed. No bullshit, no lies, did anyone else ever have sex on their first date that was actually this straightforward? What's your most zero-nonsense hookup story?