Marriage Confidential

So yeah, I'm a first-year law student married to my college sweetheart. We're both 23 and thought we'd spice things up by trying out some handcuffs last weekend. It wasn't as thrilling as one might imagine, more like a series of awkward pauses interspersed with frantic fumbling. But hey, who doesn’t want a bit of excitement in the bedroom? After all, isn't that what they say about handcuffs being the great equalizer?