Just Another Saturday Night

I'm a grad-school dropout, been stuck in this rut for months now. Tonight was like any other boring night, except I decided to treat myself after watching one too many sex tapes. So I ordered pizza and set up shop on my futon. As the pizza cooled, I pulled out a special toy that's become a constant companion lately. It’s not exactly conventional, but it gets me where nothing else can anymore. With the TV blaring some mindless comedy to keep me company, I started with soft strokes, gradually building up to harder thrusts until my body couldn't take any more. So here’s the question: what’s your go-to when you're feeling particularly lost or lonely? Let's chat in the comments.