Worst Date Ever?
Anonymous Depraved Devil #650 · General
So yesterday was a real doozy. Met up with this guy from OkCupid, just for the casual dating scene here in town. He's forty and looks like he spends too much time at the gym, all tanned and muscled but kinda stiff, you know? I'm twenty-nine, so already way out of my league if we're being honest. Anyway, takes me to this fancy restaurant with a view and starts hitting on me big-time. 'You’re beautiful,' he keeps saying over and over while pouring red wine. Guess the guy has got a one-liner for every situation. I was just there to eat some pasta and maybe chat about my photography work. Not expecting him to act like this. Things get awkward at dinner, me trying to keep it casual and him pushing all boundaries of personal space. He keeps brushing against me under the table while we talk business stuff. Then we go for a walk in this park nearby with tall grass right next to the path. We’re walking close and he’s getting real handsy again. Suddenly, he stops dead in his tracks and just pulls me into him. Kisses me hard and I’m surprised but going along because there’s no reason to say stop if it's mutual. But then he grabs my hand and tugs me down onto this patch of grass right by the path, still kissing me all over my face. And that’s when it happens. He starts trying to unzip my jeans while I’m sitting on him, pressing his body against mine under this tree. My hands are stuck between us because he's got both arms around me pinning me there. But then he slides down the zipper and starts touching inside my pants right over my underwear. I know you’re not supposed to just go home with a guy from your first date but I was in shock, couldn’t think straight, only feeling this raw sexual urge that made no sense in the middle of this dark park. We fumble around, me trying to get his shirt off while he’s still holding onto my zipper and panties. I can feel him pressing against me through our clothes before it goes further than I wanted it to. He’s pushing into me right then, entering me without even a condom or proper foreplay, which is illegal obviously but in the moment we were both just so far gone, couldn’t think straight. So that's where it all went off track for real and after that, things got wild and fast and I honestly can't remember half of what happened. Can anyone relate? Did you ever do something similarly spontaneous that turned out way hotter than expected?